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* KeyboardCat has joined #fishmonger
<KeyboardCat> FISHMONGERS
<@Sheep> MONG
<KeyboardCat> i would like some fish please
<@Sheep> I HAVE EELS IN MY HANDS
<@Sheep> YOU WANT EELS YES?
<@Sheep> EELS ARE ON SPECIAL TODAY
<KeyboardCat> OK I'LL HAVE THAT
<KeyboardCat> HAVE YOU GOD COD
<@Sheep> GIVING YOU THE EELS NOW
<KeyboardCat> MMM EELS
<KeyboardCat> I LIKE EELS
<@Sheep> TOO BAD THAT YOU DIDN'T BRING GLOVES
<KeyboardCat> OH SHIT
* KeyboardCat GETS SOME GLOVES
<KeyboardCat> OK IVE GOT GLOVES NOW
<@Sheep> THE EELS ARE ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO YOUR SPINAL COLUMN
<KeyboardCat> THANKS
<KeyboardCat> CAN I HAVE SOME SALMON
<KeyboardCat> WITHOUT THE BEES
<@Sheep> THE BEES ARE A PART OF THE SALMON
<KeyboardCat> BUT
<KeyboardCat> I HATE BEES
<@Sheep> YOU MUST LOVE THE BEES
<@Sheep> ERK
<@Sheep> HELP ME SIR YOU HAVE GIVEN ME A HEART ATTACK
<KeyboardCat> BUT I DONT WANT BEES
* KeyboardCat USES A DIFIBRILLATOR
<@Sheep> IT IS TOO LATE FOR ME
<@Sheep> YOU FISHMONGER NOW
<KeyboardCat> OH OK
* Sheep sets mode: +q KeyboardCat
<@Sheep> TREAT MY FISHERY WELL
<~KeyboardCat> BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A FISHMONGER
<@Sheep> I HAVE FLATLINED GOOD SIR
* ~KeyboardCat DIFIBRILLATES AGAIN
<@Sheep> IT DOES NOT APPEAR TO HAVE HAD ANY EFFECT
<@Sheep> YOU MUST FISH NOW
<~KeyboardCat> OH OK
<~KeyboardCat> WELL THAT MEANS I CAN TAKE THE BEES OUT OF SALMON