Latest quotes in the ArloriaNET database
Quote #324 (Rating: 83) [Up | Down]
[05:11:47] DudeBot is away: I'm busy
[05:12:28] <%Lulolwen> (Read: Jacking off)
[05:12:37] DudeBot is away: Party time.
[05:12:41] <%Lulolwen> (Read: Jacking off)
[05:13:29] Mikey is away: Sleeping
[05:13:30] <+Mikey> (Read: Jacking off)
[05:14:25] OniLink is away: Jacking off.
[05:14:34] <%Lulolwen> Finally, someone who's honest!
[05:14:43] <+OniLink> (Read: Watching pokemon)
[05:14:50] <%Lulolwen> ...Eww.
[05:15:07] <+Mikey> ohh fuck
[05:15:18] <+Mikey> not another one who fantasises about Misty.
[05:15:27] Mikey stares at Onilink
[05:15:34] <+OniLink> No
[05:15:41] <+Mikey> Good.
[05:15:53] <+Mikey> NOT PIKACHU
[05:15:58] <+Mikey> THINK OF THE CHILDREN
[05:16:36] OniLink looks at squirtle
[05:16:44] OniLink uses water gun
[05:17:27] Lulolwen [lulolwen@Ph34r.t3h.cut3.0n3s.org] has quit IRC: Quit: if there is a God, he's weeping
Quote #380 (Rating: 45) [Up | Down]
<Laura> i'm off to work soon
<reborn> Where?
<Laura> work.
<Laura> in Canada
<Sheep> I didn't know you were a lumberjack.
Quote #399 (Rating: 42) [Up | Down]
<Didz> have you checked those files with an anti-virus?
<+Crumbs> avast says theyre clean
<Didz> avast says drug-users are clean
Quote #102 (Rating: 40) [Up | Down]
(@book) ENOUGH WITH THE MEMES
(TheDoctor) In Soviet Russia, memes enough with you!
(reborn) In Soviet Russia, reversal does not quite understand TheDoctor :P
Quote #311 (Rating: 39) [Up | Down]
[ teratos] Well, I must thank our powerful janitors' guild for their ability to procure and install outlets. I never realized they were such a rarity on campuses.
[~Thyth] The Mechanical Engineers actually provide copious outlets in their building.
[ Shizuka] janitors' guild?
[%nil] janitors guild?!
[~Thyth] The janitors have a guild?
[ keen] janitor's guild?
[ teratos] janitors' guild?
[ Shizuka] lol
[ keen] epic
Quote #84 (Rating: 39) [Up | Down]
<Dreamcast> good morning/night
<Dreamcast> I'm off to book
<Dreamcast> bed*
<book> I'm locking my door.
Quote #351 (Rating: 38) [Up | Down]
<DouBted> computers double in power every 18 months?
<book> no
<book> you actually have to buy a new one
Quote #356 (Rating: 38) [Up | Down]
<+Didz> infobot, perl is the programming language I am written in
<~infobot> OK, Didz.
<+Didz> perl?
<~infobot> perl is the programming language Didz is written in
Quote #270 (Rating: 37) [Up | Down]
<DudeBot> i have a bag of caffeine, therefore, im ready for college
<Shane> so naive
<Thyth> If you had said a 'bag of condoms', you might have been right.
Quote #287 (Rating: 36) [Up | Down]
nil: dammit, I should have let beaz give me admin :/
nil: freakin TKers on GH :/
DudeBot: you should let him have GH on freakin TKers me admin
Thyth: DudeBot: I have an experiment for you.
Thyth: Inject yourself with 30 mL of Ricin. See how long it takes for you to die.
Quote #1 (Rating: 35) [Up | Down]
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<Sheepeep> Stopitstopitstopitstopit
<LullyBunny> Holy fucking shit.
<Cort> /topic ArloriaNET - now with 75% more netsplit!
Quote #575 (Rating: 35) [Up | Down]
<@Sheep> As opposed to "This will work unless you haven't installed all these packages that actually inter-depend on each other, so nobody installs them because it's a nightmare. Oh, by the way, it also won't work after midnight or if you've ever hit the scroll lock key in your life"
<@pensive_bear> ok Mikouen
<@Sheep> Mikouen would've referenced a celebrity
<+palliative_bear> or a game
[later that day]
<@Mikouen> As far as encryption goes, that'd outperform Fred Gallagher's update schedule.
<@Mikouen> HAHAHAHAHA. Not even Ubuntu can prevent me from shooting Russian guys.
* Mikouen installs STALKER.
Quote #645 (Rating: 35) [Up | Down]
<book> any suggestions on an antivirus to use
<[Syrik]> Just email everything on your hard drive to your gmail account and let google scan it for free
Quote #277 (Rating: 32) [Up | Down]
<@Sheepeep> But my ass is a virgin!
<@Cat> I can fix that for you
Quote #526 (Rating: 31) [Up | Down]
-!- k3v1n [k3v1n@ircuser-993347F2.dsl.sndg02.sbcglobal.net] has joined #welcome
< k3v1n> how do you buddy someone
< k3v1n> i cant remember how
<%book> k3v1n: select them and hit alt-f4 for user options
< k3v1n> thanks man
< k3v1n> its been a long ass time since i've played
< k3v1n> lol
<%book> np
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Quote #363 (Rating: 31) [Up | Down]
<Smek> Didz: I'm sad because i'm not a teletubby.
Quote #45 (Rating: 29) [Up | Down]
<Shadow> wait was Jar Jar that thing in LOTR?
Quote #552 (Rating: 27) [Up | Down]
<Shizuka> if you can point cursors and click better than someone else on the internet, that means your will is law
Quote #88 (Rating: 27) [Up | Down]
<t0m> It's actually easy to shove a camera up your ass.
Quote #24 (Rating: 26) [Up | Down]
<Sheepeep> That's a woman?
<Book> oh
<Book> wait
<Book> is it?
<Book> I just assumed
<Sheepeep> This is how you got a 'girlfriend', isn't it?