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Quote #70 (Rating: 20) [Up | Down]
<+TheDoctor> Sheepeep: I use vi AND dvorak
<@Sheepeep> I've had girlfriends.
Quote #458 (Rating: -10) [Up | Down]
<TST> just dump the data to pastebin
<TST> and give me the link
<TST> I can quickly find anything
<Hamster> Can you find my shoes?
Quote #241 (Rating: 5) [Up | Down]
<@Mikouen> Although in hindsight, isn't open source /more/ vulnerable /because/ the source code is visible?
Quote #493 (Rating: 19) [Up | Down]
<+Raz0r> book :)
<@Sheep> It's not book
<@Sheep> It's boOk :)
<+Raz0r> o_O
<@Sheep> No, boOk :)
<+Raz0r> bOko :)
Quote #860 (Rating: 12) [Up | Down]
<Mikouen> Hmm. Shivering Isles, or no Shivering Isles...
<uni> morrowind.
<Mikouen> My huge stack of really cool quest mods won't work with Morrowind.
<uni> morrowind doesn't need cool quest mods, it has some cool quests on it's own.
<Mikouen> Including a big one that adds a bunch of alternate paths and solutions to all of the Oblivion quests.
<Mikouen> There's one key problem with Morrowind, though.
<Mikouen> I've HAD IT with these MOTHERFUCKING CLIFF RACERS on this MOTHERFUCKING PLANE.
Quote #439 (Rating: 4) [Up | Down]
<Didz> Why em sea ey?
<Didz> it's fun to stay at the...
<Didz> Why em sea ey?
<Didz> no it's not actually
* Didz shivers
<Lavern> ....
Quote #820 (Rating: 27) [Up | Down]
* KeyboardCat has joined #fishmonger
<KeyboardCat> FISHMONGERS
<@Sheep> MONG
<KeyboardCat> i would like some fish please
<@Sheep> I HAVE EELS IN MY HANDS
<@Sheep> YOU WANT EELS YES?
<@Sheep> EELS ARE ON SPECIAL TODAY
<KeyboardCat> OK I'LL HAVE THAT
<KeyboardCat> HAVE YOU GOD COD
<@Sheep> GIVING YOU THE EELS NOW
<KeyboardCat> MMM EELS
<KeyboardCat> I LIKE EELS
<@Sheep> TOO BAD THAT YOU DIDN'T BRING GLOVES
<KeyboardCat> OH SHIT
* KeyboardCat GETS SOME GLOVES
<KeyboardCat> OK IVE GOT GLOVES NOW
<@Sheep> THE EELS ARE ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO YOUR SPINAL COLUMN
<KeyboardCat> THANKS
<KeyboardCat> CAN I HAVE SOME SALMON
<KeyboardCat> WITHOUT THE BEES
<@Sheep> THE BEES ARE A PART OF THE SALMON
<KeyboardCat> BUT
<KeyboardCat> I HATE BEES
<@Sheep> YOU MUST LOVE THE BEES
<@Sheep> ERK
<@Sheep> HELP ME SIR YOU HAVE GIVEN ME A HEART ATTACK
<KeyboardCat> BUT I DONT WANT BEES
* KeyboardCat USES A DIFIBRILLATOR
<@Sheep> IT IS TOO LATE FOR ME
<@Sheep> YOU FISHMONGER NOW
<KeyboardCat> OH OK
* Sheep sets mode: +q KeyboardCat
<@Sheep> TREAT MY FISHERY WELL
<~KeyboardCat> BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A FISHMONGER
<@Sheep> I HAVE FLATLINED GOOD SIR
* ~KeyboardCat DIFIBRILLATES AGAIN
<@Sheep> IT DOES NOT APPEAR TO HAVE HAD ANY EFFECT
<@Sheep> YOU MUST FISH NOW
<~KeyboardCat> OH OK
<~KeyboardCat> WELL THAT MEANS I CAN TAKE THE BEES OUT OF SALMON
Quote #736 (Rating: 3) [Up | Down]
<@Sheep> I nominate "Ease of use" and "Flashy menus"
<+Shizu> oh stupid manual line breaks
<+Razberry> I nominate ctrl-tab support.
<+Shizu> i nominate "working"
Quote #369 (Rating: 2) [Up | Down]
<DudeBot> no, im not a bot, im just in that anti-communist daze that you get in when russians nuke the city next to you
<DudeBot> you know what i mean?
Quote #737 (Rating: 11) [Up | Down]
<Deepy> ugh, I got really tired
<Deepy> Should've have taken a good look at my large cock :/
<Deepy> clock*
Quote #831 (Rating: 9) [Up | Down]
<unic0rn> Smek: firefox
<Smek> unic0rn: Firefox, my love <3 firefox.
*** Smek has quit (Killed (Sheep (.)))
Quote #467 (Rating: 16) [Up | Down]
<T0wErn00b> americans can swear at the presidnet
<T0wErn00b> what happened if you swore at hitler in russia?
Quote #240 (Rating: 12) [Up | Down]
<&Sheepeep> It might not be standard, but it's what works
Quote #40 (Rating: 35) [Up | Down]
<darkclone> You welcome my dick in your mouth?
<Sheepeep> Beats flossing.
Quote #618 (Rating: 20) [Up | Down]
<Serio> Smek: Lennier
<Smek> Serio: The hell do you connect to lennier.
<Serio> I ask myself that too
Quote #100 (Rating: 3) [Up | Down]
[20:29:38] <Stewie> !set godmode 1.
[20:29:38] <-- Valv has left this server (Quit: I'm losing my mind, dave... daisies... d.a.i.s.i.e.s..........).
[20:30:04] <book> woah
[20:30:10] <book> how did you do that?
[20:30:23] <Stewie> By being awesome
Quote #867 (Rating: 6) [Up | Down]
<+Smek> TheOneandOnly: I have lotro open right now, because i find it amusing how sheep and inyri both chose the same race, class, and presumably gender.
Quote #405 (Rating: 4) [Up | Down]
<ge7243> I think I'd like to be a bartender
<ge7243> even though I don't drink.
<Mikouen> Bartenders get a lot of tail.
<Mikouen> But they also get a lot of cock too.
<Mikouen> Usually together.
<ge7243> @_@
<Mikouen> So.
<Mikouen> Still think you'd like to be a bartender? :D
<ge7243> Fair point
Quote #156 (Rating: 11) [Up | Down]
(@Sheepeep) I wonder if I can get away with giving my mother a half-arsed birthday present
(%book) give her the whole arse
(%book) she's been wanting it
(@Sheepeep) She already is one.
(+Flame) Like mother like son
Quote #302 (Rating: 10) [Up | Down]
] KateKate [Mibbit@is.not.leaving.internets] is now known as Katish
[03:24:05] book [ben@ircuser-337BB17C.hsd1.pa.comcast.net] is now known as bookish
[03:24:06] Katish [Mibbit@is.not.leaving.internets] is now known as katish
[03:24:15] <@n0e> get a room you two
[03:24:21] katish [Mibbit@is.not.leaving.internets] is now known as katyish
[03:24:26] <%Lulolwen> Oh come on, they're cute! :-P
[03:24:39] n0e [jeff.mills@ircuser-4417711D.res-cmts.sm.ptd.net] is now known as smacktardish
[03:25:39] <@Sheepeep> Haha
[03:26:14] Sheepeep [Sheepeep@network-admin.arloria.net] is now known as Sheepish