Latest quotes in the ArloriaNET database
Quote #324 (Rating: 83) [Up | Down]
[05:11:47] DudeBot is away: I'm busy
[05:12:28] <%Lulolwen> (Read: Jacking off)
[05:12:37] DudeBot is away: Party time.
[05:12:41] <%Lulolwen> (Read: Jacking off)
[05:13:29] Mikey is away: Sleeping
[05:13:30] <+Mikey> (Read: Jacking off)
[05:14:25] OniLink is away: Jacking off.
[05:14:34] <%Lulolwen> Finally, someone who's honest!
[05:14:43] <+OniLink> (Read: Watching pokemon)
[05:14:50] <%Lulolwen> ...Eww.
[05:15:07] <+Mikey> ohh fuck
[05:15:18] <+Mikey> not another one who fantasises about Misty.
[05:15:27] Mikey stares at Onilink
[05:15:34] <+OniLink> No
[05:15:41] <+Mikey> Good.
[05:15:53] <+Mikey> NOT PIKACHU
[05:15:58] <+Mikey> THINK OF THE CHILDREN
[05:16:36] OniLink looks at squirtle
[05:16:44] OniLink uses water gun
[05:17:27] Lulolwen [lulolwen@Ph34r.t3h.cut3.0n3s.org] has quit IRC: Quit: if there is a God, he's weeping
Quote #287 (Rating: 36) [Up | Down]
nil: dammit, I should have let beaz give me admin :/
nil: freakin TKers on GH :/
DudeBot: you should let him have GH on freakin TKers me admin
Thyth: DudeBot: I have an experiment for you.
Thyth: Inject yourself with 30 mL of Ricin. See how long it takes for you to die.
Quote #102 (Rating: 40) [Up | Down]
(@book) ENOUGH WITH THE MEMES
(TheDoctor) In Soviet Russia, memes enough with you!
(reborn) In Soviet Russia, reversal does not quite understand TheDoctor :P
Quote #88 (Rating: 27) [Up | Down]
<t0m> It's actually easy to shove a camera up your ass.
Quote #1 (Rating: 35) [Up | Down]
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<Sheepeep> Stopitstopitstopitstopit
<LullyBunny> Holy fucking shit.
<Cort> /topic ArloriaNET - now with 75% more netsplit!
Quote #84 (Rating: 39) [Up | Down]
<Dreamcast> good morning/night
<Dreamcast> I'm off to book
<Dreamcast> bed*
<book> I'm locking my door.
Quote #399 (Rating: 42) [Up | Down]
<Didz> have you checked those files with an anti-virus?
<+Crumbs> avast says theyre clean
<Didz> avast says drug-users are clean
Quote #380 (Rating: 45) [Up | Down]
<Laura> i'm off to work soon
<reborn> Where?
<Laura> work.
<Laura> in Canada
<Sheep> I didn't know you were a lumberjack.
Quote #356 (Rating: 38) [Up | Down]
<+Didz> infobot, perl is the programming language I am written in
<~infobot> OK, Didz.
<+Didz> perl?
<~infobot> perl is the programming language Didz is written in
Quote #270 (Rating: 37) [Up | Down]
<DudeBot> i have a bag of caffeine, therefore, im ready for college
<Shane> so naive
<Thyth> If you had said a 'bag of condoms', you might have been right.
Quote #45 (Rating: 29) [Up | Down]
<Shadow> wait was Jar Jar that thing in LOTR?
Quote #50 (Rating: 20) [Up | Down]
(+Sunray) We're no strangers to love
(+Sunray) You know the rules and so do I
(+Sunray) ... I'll stop now.
(+Flame) lol
(+Flame) never gonna give you up
(+Flame) never gonna let you down
(+Sunray) Never gonna run around and desert you?
(+Flame) never gonna make you cry
(+Sunray) Never gonna say goodbye
(+Flame) never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
* Disconnected
(+Flame) Anyways, where were we?
(+Sunray) I believe I had just stated that I was "Never gonna say goodbye"
(+Flame) never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(+Sunray) We've know each other for so long
(+Flame) Your hearts been aching
(+Sunray) But you're too shy to say it
(+Flame) Inside we both know whats going on
(+Sunray) We know the game and were gonna play it
(+Flame) and if you ask me how I'm feeling
(+Sunray) Dont tell me you're too blind to see
(+Flame) never gonna give you up
(+Sunray) Never gonna let you down
Quote #121 (Rating: 25) [Up | Down]
<Rookie> Please to join #sheepeepsexchannel instead kthx
<Sheepeep> I joined but there's nobody there
<Rookie> Story of your life.
Quote #24 (Rating: 26) [Up | Down]
<Sheepeep> That's a woman?
<Book> oh
<Book> wait
<Book> is it?
<Book> I just assumed
<Sheepeep> This is how you got a 'girlfriend', isn't it?
Quote #277 (Rating: 32) [Up | Down]
<@Sheepeep> But my ass is a virgin!
<@Cat> I can fix that for you
Quote #351 (Rating: 38) [Up | Down]
<DouBted> computers double in power every 18 months?
<book> no
<book> you actually have to buy a new one
Quote #311 (Rating: 39) [Up | Down]
[ teratos] Well, I must thank our powerful janitors' guild for their ability to procure and install outlets. I never realized they were such a rarity on campuses.
[~Thyth] The Mechanical Engineers actually provide copious outlets in their building.
[ Shizuka] janitors' guild?
[%nil] janitors guild?!
[~Thyth] The janitors have a guild?
[ keen] janitor's guild?
[ teratos] janitors' guild?
[ Shizuka] lol
[ keen] epic
Quote #21 (Rating: 21) [Up | Down]
<Nittany_Tiger_> shit, I'm taking on water. Someone plug up all of my holes.
Quote #19 (Rating: 22) [Up | Down]
darkclone: * darkclone glomps Sungay
Sunray: * Sunray returns the favour and hands over DC's money
darkclone: =)
Sunray: Just don't tell anyone I had to pay you to do that...
Sunray: Wait...
Quote #15 (Rating: 18) [Up | Down]
<Cattus> wait... this is a really bad idea
<Sheepeep> How so?
<Cattus> now all the dumb shit I say might end up read by other people
<Sheepeep> Oh, i.e. Good idea