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Quote #845 (Rating: 11) [Up | Down]
<Foxer> Sheep, I can has?
<Sheep> You can has.
<Foxer> <3
<Sheep> And then we can sleep together
<Foxer> You wish


Quote #844 (Rating: 50) [Up | Down]
[@Sheep] applet: Why doesn't Smek mince sentences anymore?
[ Smek] Sheep, Hmm.. Because i don't use winamp anymore.


Quote #840 (Rating: 44) [Up | Down]
<Sheep> I have a profile comment from it, which is written in FileTrekker style
<reborn> Styletrekker file :/
* reborn has been kicked from #welcome by Sheep (I haven't yet worked out what this kick is for, but I'm pretty sure you earned it with that line)


Quote #839 (Rating: 14) [Up | Down]
<Jasio> :O
<Corrosion> :o
<BierWiser> 8==D
<BierWiser> Corrosion you're mouth needs to be wider.
<BierWiser> Jasio, good job.
<Jasio> -_-
<BierWiser> Sorry for poking your eyes.
<Corrosion>O_o


Quote #838 (Rating: 13) [Up | Down]
<Nittany_Tiger> <============<E
<Nittany_Tiger> I'm Nittany_Tiger, and this is my big red rocket!
<unic0rn> rocket. that's how it's called now.
* Corrosion twists the nozzle
<Corrosion> Hmm...nothing
* Corrosion twists it more
<Corrosion> Still nothing.
* Corrosion gets a vicegrip to help twist it
<Corrosion> Again nothing
<Corrosion> Hopeless.
<reborn> Is that one big innuendo
<reborn> because if it is you're disgusting
<reborn> if it isn't maybe I am


Quote #837 (Rating: 28) [Up | Down]
<@unic0rn> just a theory
<@unic0rn> but smells like kernel panic
<@Sheep> But it's Linux! It's free!
<@Sheep> How can something free crash?
<@unic0rn> trust me, windows can crash as well.
<@Sheep> It's like that server doesn't know that free alternatives are always better than the innately-supported stuff you pay for...
<applet> crash free crash
<@Sheep> Someone needs to tell it before the entire open source community is wrong for the first time in history!
<@Sheep> Four people... Wrong, I don't know how to reconcile the thought
<@Sheep> Hold me.


Quote #835 (Rating: -2) [Up | Down]
<Sheep> Smek: You don't make friends with salad
<Smek> Sheep: I can't be friends with salad.


Quote #834 (Rating: 3) [Up | Down]
<+Eolk{s}> Why did you guys register Smek...
< Smek> Eolk{s}: Because i don't want to register a channel.
<@Cat> ^
<+Eolk{s}> Cat: You're so gay. >:(
<@Cat> That made me hit level 13
<@Cat> Yes I know thankyouverymuch
<+Eolk{s}> WHY IS EVERYTHING GOING WRONG TODAY?!


Quote #833 (Rating: 17) [Up | Down]
* Lorz_Geptun was kicked by Sheep (My butt-cheeks are not spread wide enough to deal with you properly at this moment.)


Quote #831 (Rating: 9) [Up | Down]
<unic0rn> Smek: firefox
<Smek> unic0rn: Firefox, my love <3 firefox.
*** Smek has quit (Killed (Sheep (.)))


Quote #830 (Rating: 8) [Up | Down]
<Crumbs> you loved her
<Crumbs> fapped even
<book> deeply!


Quote #829 (Rating: 12) [Up | Down]
<book> I'm going to go read for a little
<Sheep> Someone say it...
<reborn> I think you just did


Quote #828 (Rating: 22) [Up | Down]
* Nittany_Tiger rides NirvanaOnCrack on the open ocean.
-!- NirvanaOnCrack [NirvanaOnC@ircuser-5FD4ABFE.neo.res.rr.com] has quit [Excess Flood]


Quote #827 (Rating: 6) [Up | Down]
<+Didz> [22:23] <ge-mobilized> mikouen, personal question.
<+Didz> [22:24] <@Mikouen> Shoot.
<+Didz> [22:24] <ge-mobilized> What's your day job? @_@
<&Mikey> lullies
<&Mikey> i poked him on msn
<&Mikey> :d
<&Mikey> Mikouen says (22:26):
<&Mikey> *....
<&Mikey> *Didz really needs to stop gossiping like a thirteen year old girl.


Quote #825 (Rating: 7) [Up | Down]
<@Sheep> If you Americans used proper plugs, electrocution wouldn't be an issue
<@Sheep> You have to try really hard to electrocute yourself from a British plug
<+Nittany_Tiger> But I know you can do it Sheep.
<@Sheep> I've done it before, but I had to rewire the socket
<+Nittany_Tiger> You win.
<@Sheep> It was pretty awesome
<@Sheep> Woke up 30 seconds earlier with a burned hand, on the other side of the room
<@Sheep> Er, 30 seconds later
<@Sheep> Yes, I electrocuted myself so effectively that I went backwards through time.
<@Sheep> Only to get hit by my body being re-electrocuted 30 seconds later.
<+Shizuka> electrical outlets are known to break physics laws


Quote #824 (Rating: 7) [Up | Down]
<Sheep> I already have a gaming machine, what do I want another one for?
<unic0rn> to be able to play STO in the toilet.
<Sheep> "Release the inertial dampeners and open the cargo bay doors, Lieutenant"


Quote #823 (Rating: -5) [Up | Down]
* aLiSSaa has joined #welcome
<aLiSSaa> Hey channel :)
<_`-`> I refuse to acknowledge aLiSSaa until there is proof of gender
* aLiSSaa has quit IRC (Input/output error)
<_`-`> input/output huh..
<_`-`> Proof of gender enough for me.
<_`-`> You can come back now, aLiSSa


Quote #820 (Rating: 26) [Up | Down]
* KeyboardCat has joined #fishmonger
<KeyboardCat> FISHMONGERS
<@Sheep> MONG
<KeyboardCat> i would like some fish please
<@Sheep> I HAVE EELS IN MY HANDS
<@Sheep> YOU WANT EELS YES?
<@Sheep> EELS ARE ON SPECIAL TODAY
<KeyboardCat> OK I'LL HAVE THAT
<KeyboardCat> HAVE YOU GOD COD
<@Sheep> GIVING YOU THE EELS NOW
<KeyboardCat> MMM EELS
<KeyboardCat> I LIKE EELS
<@Sheep> TOO BAD THAT YOU DIDN'T BRING GLOVES
<KeyboardCat> OH SHIT
* KeyboardCat GETS SOME GLOVES
<KeyboardCat> OK IVE GOT GLOVES NOW
<@Sheep> THE EELS ARE ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO YOUR SPINAL COLUMN
<KeyboardCat> THANKS
<KeyboardCat> CAN I HAVE SOME SALMON
<KeyboardCat> WITHOUT THE BEES
<@Sheep> THE BEES ARE A PART OF THE SALMON
<KeyboardCat> BUT
<KeyboardCat> I HATE BEES
<@Sheep> YOU MUST LOVE THE BEES
<@Sheep> ERK
<@Sheep> HELP ME SIR YOU HAVE GIVEN ME A HEART ATTACK
<KeyboardCat> BUT I DONT WANT BEES
* KeyboardCat USES A DIFIBRILLATOR
<@Sheep> IT IS TOO LATE FOR ME
<@Sheep> YOU FISHMONGER NOW
<KeyboardCat> OH OK
* Sheep sets mode: +q KeyboardCat
<@Sheep> TREAT MY FISHERY WELL
<~KeyboardCat> BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A FISHMONGER
<@Sheep> I HAVE FLATLINED GOOD SIR
* ~KeyboardCat DIFIBRILLATES AGAIN
<@Sheep> IT DOES NOT APPEAR TO HAVE HAD ANY EFFECT
<@Sheep> YOU MUST FISH NOW
<~KeyboardCat> OH OK
<~KeyboardCat> WELL THAT MEANS I CAN TAKE THE BEES OUT OF SALMON


Quote #819 (Rating: 1) [Up | Down]
<reborn> 'The only time that there is a change in the list is if a storm is so deadly or costly that the future use of its name on a different storm would be inappropriate for reasons of sensitivity. If that occurs, then at an annual meeting by the WMO committee (called primarily to discuss many other issues) the offending name is stricken from the list and another name is selected to replace it.'
<Nittany_Tiger> I vote to insert Katrina back into the list.
<reborn> But they just explained it
<reborn> You can't go saying 'hurricane katrina will hit the us in 2012'
<reborn> People will panic and think it's coming back like a comet
<reborn> Americans you know, they'll always find some new way to surprise you


Quote #818 (Rating: -7) [Up | Down]
<@Sheep> I like to sit at my desk, slapping the sides of my chest with my elbows shouting "I'm a fatty fuck, fatty fuck, fatty fuck, oh yes!"
<@Sheep> Sorry, I just had to tell someone.