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Quote #97 (Rating: 12) [Up | Down]
<Mikouen> Windows is the master of hypocrisy. Problems reporting problems. I love it.
<Mikouen> It's like the pot calling the kettle black.
<Mikouen> Or the president calling the prime minister stupid.
<Mikouen> In both cases, they're right. But neither are in any position to talk.
<reborn> What if the kettle is black?
<reborn> And the pot is stainless steel silver?
<Mikouen> Then the kettle gets to scream "RACIAL DISCRIMINATION!!!"
_SilentlyBroken facepalms
<reborn> And we lynch it.
<Mikouen> Why yes, yes we do.
<Mikouen> Until one brave kettle rises up, and says, "I have a dream! That someday, all kitchen appliances shall be equal!".
<reborn> And then we shoot that one
<Rookie> My blender tried that
<Rookie> I think it's a white supremacist
<reborn> Give it money.
<reborn> And national acclaimation
<Mikouen> Or a front door key to the Kenwood Mansion.
<reborn> Or all three.
Quote #95 (Rating: 23) [Up | Down]
<TheDoctor> I thought 7-Zip had achieved superiority over RAR.
<book> TheDoctor: its kinda like the vhs/betamax thing.
<book> sure 7z is better
<book> but, rar has all the porn
Quote #94 (Rating: 6) [Up | Down]
* TheDoctor just did rm -rf / as root
* TheDoctor was not afraid
<+sanda> :>
<TheDoctor> rm: "/" may not be removed
<+sanda> :<
...
<TheDoctor> haha, Sheepeep: I circumvented the protection by doing rm -rf /../
<TheDoctor> ^C followed quickly :p
<@Sheepeep> Lol, eejit =P
...
<TheDoctor> argh, that was actually pretty stupid. I screwed some stuff up by doing that.
<+sanda> OMG LAWL ROFL
...
<+Rookie> TheDoctor fails
<TheDoctor> Rookie: no, I succeeded in working around the idiot protection
<+Rookie> At the expense of what? =P
<TheDoctor> the devices in dev, the files in /tmp, and maybe something else (not sure)
<+Rookie> Lol.
Quote #93 (Rating: 16) [Up | Down]
<Mikouen> Proprietary is a lie, there is only torrents.
<Mikouen> Through torrents, I gain warez.
<Mikouen> Through warez, I gain software.
<Mikouen> Through software, I gain functionality.
<Mikouen> Through functionality, my headaches are dispelled.
<Mikouen> The Warez shall free me.
Quote #92 (Rating: 10) [Up | Down]
<Cat> I like Last.FM
<Cat> You share some artists in common, including Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Ludwig van Beethoven, Johann Sebastian Bach, Johannes Brahms, and ABBA.
<Lulolwen> Christ...
<Lulolwen> Brahms sucks.
Quote #91 (Rating: 12) [Up | Down]
-!- Netsplit bookshelf.irc.arloria.net <-> sorcerer.irc.arloria.net quits: t0m_frolicking_with_book, @Sorceress
< book_frolicking_with_t0m> oh no!!!
-!- Netsplit over, joins: %t0m_frolicking_with_book, @Sorceress
< book_frolicking_with_t0m> *phew*
Quote #88 (Rating: 28) [Up | Down]
<t0m> It's actually easy to shove a camera up your ass.
Quote #87 (Rating: 11) [Up | Down]
<+sankitty> like errr ninjas
<+sankitty> and wizards
<+Mikouen> Did I mention that squad-based tactical games of most ninjas rock.
<+Mikouen> ninjas?
<+Mikouen> What the...?
<+Mikouen> Dammit. Stop brainwashing me!
Quote #85 (Rating: 5) [Up | Down]
(@book) nwn > nwn2
(%Lulolwen) Morrowind > Oblivion
(+Flame) your mom > your dad
(@Sheepeep) I tried your mother and father, they're both pretty good
Quote #84 (Rating: 54) [Up | Down]
<Dreamcast> good morning/night
<Dreamcast> I'm off to book
<Dreamcast> bed*
<book> I'm locking my door.
Quote #83 (Rating: 22) [Up | Down]
<+iKitten> your ass?
<%Cort> nothing much in there either
<%Cort> 'cept maybe sheep
<@Sheepeep> 'Night
Quote #82 (Rating: 14) [Up | Down]
<@book> *only*?
<+AerithOutside> 96 inside.
<@book> get a fan
<@Sheepeep> <-
<TheDoctor> get a fan that blows
<@book> lol
<@Sheepeep> ...
<@book> awesome.
<@Sheepeep> ^
Quote #80 (Rating: 13) [Up | Down]
<@book> Your shortcuts have disappeared, go save them, exits are [ctrl+n] or [ctrl+s]
<@book> Heh.
<@Sheepeep> Rofl
<@Sheepeep> That's genius
<@Sheepeep> Yes to that.
-!- rofl is now known as NCC
<@Sheepeep> Oh
<@Sheepeep> Sorry =P
< NCC> <_<
Quote #79 (Rating: 7) [Up | Down]
<+iKitten> things that glow
<+TheDoctor> Sheepeep has such a thing
<@Sheepeep> Hands off my glowstick.
Quote #78 (Rating: 6) [Up | Down]
• +Aerith sniffs, licks and agrees!
(+Aerith) WHERE IS MY SALTY?
Quote #77 (Rating: 24) [Up | Down]
<Aeris> right after we drop my daughter off from the park in june..
<Aeris> i'm getting screwed like a lightbulb.
<Cort> xD
<iKitten> Xd
<Aeris> haha
<Aeris> i didn't mean to type that
<Aeris> rofl
<Aeris> i was thinking it and typing -_-
Quote #76 (Rating: 24) [Up | Down]
<@Sheepeep> orgthingy: Linux isn't hard for him, but he's hard for Linux
Quote #74 (Rating: 24) [Up | Down]
<Lulolwen> HEY
<Lulolwen> 25 PEOPLE
* Lulolwen activates party mode
* Suspect has quit (Ping timeout)
<Lulolwen> ...
Quote #73 (Rating: 15) [Up | Down]
<Stewie> thats because you're a sadistic pigeon raping bastard
Quote #71 (Rating: 18) [Up | Down]
[01:57] <Hawk`> that's quite the warchest
[01:57] <Templar> LOL
[01:57] <Hawk`> my warchest is 1/6 of that :P
[01:57] <Templar> I have had a larger warchest before, but I wanted more infra.
[01:58] <Sheepeep> My warchest is "I know a guy with ten bucks"
[01:58] <Templar> Most money I have had was around 500mil
[01:58] <Stewie> My warchest is moths
[01:58] <Sheepeep> ...
[01:58] <Sheepeep> Stewie, where'd you put my $10?
[01:58] <Templar> lol
[01:58] <Stewie> Spent it on the warchest