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Quote #125 (Rating: 18) [Up | Down]
<+Rookie> Annoying loud girl is stalking me. ¬_¬
<reborn> Tell her hi!
<+Rookie> That would sort of defeat the point I'm trying to make. =P
<@Sheepeep> Rookie: You could fuck (with) her
<@Sheepeep> Chloroform her, strip her, and leave her lying somewhere. Cover her bits in milk and walk off
<+Rookie> Considered that.
<+Rookie> ...okay, didn't consider THAT.


Quote #124 (Rating: 7) [Up | Down]
< reborn> What?
< reborn> NORAH is evolving!
<@book> !!!
<@Mikouen> What?
<@Mikouen> REBORN is devolving!
<@Mikouen> I'm sorry, your REBORN devolved into POKEMON TRAINER.



Quote #123 (Rating: 7) [Up | Down]
<wraithkitty> did you get your brain, spleen and some other internal organs back?
<Nittany_Tiger> Like I always do - in some mysterious way.
<Nucleon> when last I looked in your urn, everything seemed to be there
<wraithkitty> so you explode and then uh implode? reconode?
<Nucleon> nah, he exploded and I put him in an urn for safety
<Nittany_Tiger> I explode and then reform.
<wraithkitty> ew
<wraithkitty> I wouldn't touch the corpse :~
<Nittany_Tiger> That was cramped.
<Nucleon> I didn't.. urn in a vacuum cleaner, invention of the year :P



Quote #121 (Rating: 46) [Up | Down]
<Rookie> Please to join #sheepeepsexchannel instead kthx
<Sheepeep> I joined but there's nobody there
<Rookie> Story of your life.


Quote #120 (Rating: 12) [Up | Down]
<ALTernative> thought she was retarded for a while
<ALTernative> turns out it was a really bad picture


Quote #118 (Rating: 16) [Up | Down]
<@Sheepeep> sudo apt-get bent
<+Rookie> Sheepeep: make me a sandwich.
<@Sheepeep> Do it yourself.
<+Rookie> Sheepeep: sudo make me a sandwich.
* +Rookie (rookie@who.needs.a.vanity.plate.when.you.have.a.hostmask.like.this) Quit (Killed (Sheepeep (DASH NINE)))


Quote #116 (Rating: 0) [Up | Down]
<Nittany_Tiger> I came upon doc and lost so don't worry about it.


Quote #113 (Rating: 11) [Up | Down]
<Sheepeep> Hm. Well mine's out, play with that.


Quote #112 (Rating: 30) [Up | Down]
* Sheepeep gives leg of lamb to SB
<_SilentlyBroken> xD
* Nittany_Tiger gnaws on Sheepeep's leg.
<_SilentlyBroken> Ew
<Sheepeep> Nittany_Tiger: It's the third one.
<_SilentlyBroken> HA
<Nittany_Tiger> I know. You have 4 you mutant.
<Sheepeep> That's just an optical illusion, the third really is that big


Quote #111 (Rating: 17) [Up | Down]
<Mikouen> I'll pay you a fiver.
<Sheepeep> Deal
<Mikouen> That was rather easy. Maybe I should just pay people to do 'em.
<Mikouen> Okay.
<Mikouen> NO.
<Mikouen> That came out really really wrong.
<Mikouen> FUCK!
<Mikouen> Dammit.
<Sheepeep> Pwnt


Quote #108 (Rating: 8) [Up | Down]
<Cat> It's like Russian Roulette with all chambers filled.
<Cat> Everyone is a winner!


Quote #107 (Rating: -3) [Up | Down]
|<-- God has left petrina.irc.arloria.net ([petrina.irc.arloria.net] Local kill by Mikouen (I'm athiest, bitch.))


Quote #106 (Rating: 6) [Up | Down]
<@Cat> FTP is horrible and should die
<@book> ^
<@Cat> It's also inefficient and slow
<@book> ^
<@Cat> and ugly and outdated
<@book> ^
<@Cat> and has security issue
<@book> ^


Quote #105 (Rating: 9) [Up | Down]
* Sheepeep has quit (Ping timeout)


Quote #104 (Rating: 4) [Up | Down]
<+Mikouen> Super Mikouen RPG! :D
< t0m> I'd tap the A and B buttons on that.



Quote #103 (Rating: 11) [Up | Down]
< Ross_Co> i saw the hourse dick and screemed



Quote #102 (Rating: 24) [Up | Down]
(@book) ENOUGH WITH THE MEMES
(TheDoctor) In Soviet Russia, memes enough with you!
(reborn) In Soviet Russia, reversal does not quite understand TheDoctor :P


Quote #100 (Rating: 3) [Up | Down]
[20:29:38] <Stewie> !set godmode 1.
[20:29:38] <-- Valv has left this server (Quit: I'm losing my mind, dave... daisies... d.a.i.s.i.e.s..........).
[20:30:04] <book> woah
[20:30:10] <book> how did you do that?
[20:30:23] <Stewie> By being awesome


Quote #99 (Rating: 19) [Up | Down]
< Dreamcast> <Can you bend open the window with a gun?>



Quote #98 (Rating: 17) [Up | Down]
<+Flame> I didn't do it to cheat
<+santree> cheater have small wangs
* +Mikouen (mikouen@ministryofdeviants.co.uk) Quit (Broken pipe)
<@Sheepeep> Mikouen's wang is smaller now
<+Flame> I wanna see how many it takes to fill an entire house >>
<@Sheepeep> Wait, what?