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Quote #172 (Rating: -4) [Up | Down]
<Lulolwen> My background's not loading.
<iKitten> aww
<Lulolwen> Hell if I know why.
<book> Did it fail the background check?
<Lulolwen> Ba-dum tish
Quote #170 (Rating: 13) [Up | Down]
<Vrumbs> I'm a Disco Bandit.
Quote #169 (Rating: 3) [Up | Down]
<reborn> So I have been listening to the Cure's Paris live album
<reborn> And I have come to the conclusion that rabid fandom sounds the same no matter where you are
Quote #168 (Rating: 11) [Up | Down]
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<book> wanna not do that?
<reborn> Do what? ^^
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<book> that
<reborn> Huh?
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<book> you're non stop pinging me
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<reborn> Oh.
<book> and it isn't nice
<reborn> You can see that?
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<book> yeah
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<book> so uh
<reborn> Oh.
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<reborn> Sorry
<reborn> I didn't know
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Quote #167 (Rating: 9) [Up | Down]
<reborn> What are you bidding on?
<Nittany_Tiger> Right Now: Saw 3 script autographed by Tobin Bell (main star) and Betsy Russel (Plays Jigsaw's wife).
<reborn> ...you know it is a scam, right?
<reborn> It doesn't actually exist
Quote #166 (Rating: 4) [Up | Down]
<reborn> I am hunting down information on a reclusive Japanese avant-garde band
<Lulolwen> What band?
<reborn> Les Rallizes Denudes
[...]
<reborn> Ach!
<reborn> I found a link to a rapidshare upload
<reborn> But it is outdated!
<reborn> Two years too late
<Sheepeep> REBORN used
<Sheepeep> RAPIDSHARE
<Sheepeep> But it failed. . .
Quote #165 (Rating: 22) [Up | Down]
<_SilentlyBroken> I'm successfully doing a huge amount of procrastination here.
<Sheepeep> Professionals can put off procrastinating.
<reborn> I've managed to postpone my professionalism.
Quote #163 (Rating: 1) [Up | Down]
[20:33:54] <@Cat> Jaså den
[20:34:19] <%Lulolwen> SO REBORN
[20:34:29] <%reborn> YES LULOLWEN IN ENGLISH
[20:34:34] <%Lulolwen> PARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS?
[20:34:51] <%reborn> NEIN, DEUTSCH?
[20:34:58] <%Lulolwen> NO, ITALIANO?
[20:35:05] <%reborn> NJET, POLSKI?
[20:35:15] <%Lulolwen> NO, ENGLISH?
[20:35:22] <+applet> Cat: vad annars?
[20:35:22] <%reborn> YES, AMAZINGLY
Quote #162 (Rating: 8) [Up | Down]
<Rookie> Did you know they took 'gullible' out of the dictionary?
<junk_angel> they did?
Quote #161 (Rating: 8) [Up | Down]
<Flame> so like
<Flame> Mississippi
<Flame> is like
<Flame> a wanna-be France?
<Flame> sideways too
<TheDoctor> so like
<TheDoctor> Flame
<TheDoctor> can't
<TheDoctor> speak on
<TheDoctor> one
<TheDoctor> line
<Flame> lol
Quote #160 (Rating: 19) [Up | Down]
<Lulolwen> "welcome to text-based Counterstrike!"
<Lulolwen> (xkcd reference)
<Bursh> XKCD? I r noob. Inform me
<Sheepeep> ...
<reborn> Sheep, I think we have found something worse for the IRC user than not being able to code :P
<Sheepeep> You may be right
Quote #159 (Rating: -4) [Up | Down]
<Lulolwen> DIED
<Lulolwen> Contaminated water.
<TheDoctor> why were you drinking water?
<Lulolwen> Fountain.
<TheDoctor> I sit on fountains.
<Lulolwen> Why?
<TheDoctor> to get my rump wet
Quote #158 (Rating: 0) [Up | Down]
(%reborn) Linux is safe from malware, right?
(@Sheepeep) Safer, perhaps.
(%reborn) :/
(@Sheepeep) But if you download "FREE SCREENSAVERS" and then use Wine until it works, I can't help you.
(+Flame) It's like a condom
(+Flame) it's better to use
(+Flame) but has a chance of failing
Quote #157 (Rating: 3) [Up | Down]
*** Flame is now known as Dildo.
* Dildo is in Sheepeep's ass
*** Dildo is now known as Flame.
homergonerson: truer words have never been typed
PatioFurniture: olol
Quote #156 (Rating: 11) [Up | Down]
(@Sheepeep) I wonder if I can get away with giving my mother a half-arsed birthday present
(%book) give her the whole arse
(%book) she's been wanting it
(@Sheepeep) She already is one.
(+Flame) Like mother like son
Quote #155 (Rating: 12) [Up | Down]
<@Mikouen> I mean, ME. With a BANHAMMER. Imagine the fucking chaos.
* Cat removes channel operator status from Mikouen
<@Cat> I'm saving the world!
Quote #154 (Rating: 9) [Up | Down]
<Sheepeep> The hell were you doing in a church Lully? =P
<Rookie> Wedding
<Rookie> Funeral
<Sheepeep> Who'd he marry and kill?
<Rookie> Baptism...
<Sheepeep> Last I heard, he was incapable of conception
<Rookie> Ah.
Quote #153 (Rating: 11) [Up | Down]
<Sheepeep> I gave him an @arloria.net e-mail address for some reason I don't remember
<@sanda> i said pretty please
<Vindicator> That would do the trick
<Vindicator> Sheep's a sucker for pretty pleases
<Sheepeep> I was probably so surprised he didn't tell me to suck a dick that I did it for him
<Sheepeep> Er, set up the e-mail address, that is =\
Quote #150 (Rating: 30) [Up | Down]
<Mikouen> My modem's red-lighting either way, which tends to be a signal to the user saying "Use less bandwidth or I'll use my USB connector to slit your fucking throat while you sleep, asshole!".
<Nittany_Tiger> You have evil internet.
<Mikouen> Maybe so, Nittany_Tiger, maybe so. However.
<Mikouen> You lot use routers.
<Mikouen> I wouldn't sleep if I were you.
Quote #149 (Rating: 10) [Up | Down]
<@Sheepeep> IRC is the right place to find virgins, I suppose.
* Sheepeep ducks
<chrisgroves> Haha.
<chrisgroves> Virgins by choice though? :O
<@Cat> By natural selection.