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Quote #901 (Rating: 10) [Up | Down]
<Didz> i'm never going into Cat's pictures again.
* Didz shivers


Quote #900 (Rating: 8) [Up | Down]
<Corrosion> 9nbot99 go99od9
<Corrosion> at all9
<Corrosion> too many 99s
<Corrosion> 9stu9ckj9y9
<Corrosion> FFFFFF
<Corrosion> my ykeyboardb smellsb l7ike juice... and7i letb myb brother type an ass7ignment on 7it
<Corrosion> thrash7ingb w7illb commence


Quote #899 (Rating: 4) [Up | Down]
<Sheep> Wish someone would peck my balls once in a while.
<ge7243> hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi


Quote #898 (Rating: 19) [Up | Down]
--> Aura33 has joined #welcome
<Aura33> how can i open new channel ?
<STALKER> ALT + F4 opens the channel menu
<Aura33> ;)
<Aura33> no its open your mom
<Lavern> har har STALKER
<Lavern> Aura33, ctrl-w
<-- Aura33 has quit (Client exited)
<Lavern> lololololo


Quote #897 (Rating: 3) [Up | Down]
<nrober> what can change the nature of a man
<+Nittany_Tiger> A few hours on an operating table.
<+STALKER> 5 minutes in an alley behind the 7-11
<+Corrosion> 2 minutes in a rest stop bathroom
<+Nittany_Tiger> A minute or so on Chatroulette.


Quote #896 (Rating: -7) [Up | Down]
<ge7243> Smek: be an ass
<Smek> ge7243: The power of my ass! You think you're better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass for the whole sale, so.


Quote #894 (Rating: 9) [Up | Down]
<Venya> I just stick things in every slot I can see until it fits!


Quote #893 (Rating: -3) [Up | Down]
<Smek> Xycaleth: That's cool, but anywa- oh god a ta- oh hey, muffins...


Quote #892 (Rating: 2) [Up | Down]
<+STALKER> I think the Unreal Tournement Announce guy should voice over porno's.... "HEAD SHOT!", "DOUBLE PENETRATION", "M-M-M-M-MONTSER LOAD!!"


Quote #891 (Rating: 5) [Up | Down]
<reborn> They say Latin is a dead language
<reborn> but I am sure we all still know the Latin word for 'catapult'
<Crumbs> is it catapult?
<reborn> I think that's gaelic


Quote #890 (Rating: -13) [Up | Down]
<Sheep> If I went to New York, it'd be a lot cheaper than Lulolwen
<Sheep> *Los Angeles
<Sheep> Don't ask


Quote #879 (Rating: 14) [Up | Down]
<Xycaleth> Smek! ASSUME READY POSITION AND GET READY TO ENGAGE THE TANK
<Smek> Xycaleth: I herd you liek tanks and muffins, so i put muffins in yo tank so you can muffin while you tank.
<Xycaleth> ....o.o
<Lavern> !?
<eezstreet> I'm down with that.
<Xycaleth> Smek, I herd you liek tanks and muffins and trolls, so i trolled your muffins while you put muffins in yo tank so you could troll and muffin you tank
<Smek> Xycaleth: I rhymed dood, just liek a rapper yo.
<mrwonko> smek, you said muffins?
<Smek> mrwonko: I herd you liek tanks and muffins, so i put a breakpoint there and it still trips it.
<Xycaleth> o.o
<Xycaleth> Smek, you said trolls?
<Smek> Xycaleth: I herd you liek tanks and muffins and trolls, so i just take my own notes.
<Xycaleth> ?!
<mrwonko> :D
<Xycaleth> Smek, you said trolls?
<Smek> Xycaleth: , I herd you liek tanks and muffins and trolls, so i put a pic in my album.


Quote #877 (Rating: 15) [Up | Down]
<Smek> uni, Im sorry guys you need a boob massage?


Quote #876 (Rating: 19) [Up | Down]
<%darkclone> when i wetn to cornwall tere was a town called poulton
<%darkclone> which is myu owms name
<+STALKER> Smek, please translate what darkclone is saying.
<Smek> STALKER: Darkclone: i have a prescription its ok im an opiate addict.


Quote #875 (Rating: 3) [Up | Down]
<~uni> don't tell my PC it's 2010, it'll panic


Quote #874 (Rating: 13) [Up | Down]
<Sheep> Chrome is the nigger of browsers. It runs fast, but it hasn't worked for a day in its life.


Quote #873 (Rating: 20) [Up | Down]
<Cael> And Smek, I still love you darling <3
<Smek> Cael, I hate to break it to you.
<Cael> ...But, smek?
<Smek> Cael: ...But i am gay.


Quote #871 (Rating: 8) [Up | Down]
<+Raz0r> Smek: Steam
<Smek> Raz0r: "Cypher...he torrents a lot of games that are sold via steam still have their stupid 3rd party drm's and other useless crap in them that they don't need because they are on steam.
<+Raz0r> I'll assume that made sense, Smek
<Smek> Raz0r: If you'll just assume the party escort submission position.
<+Raz0r> ...
<+Raz0r> Smek: do not come near me. please.


Quote #869 (Rating: 10) [Up | Down]
<KeyboardCat> Smek: so the commas are closed-source then?
<Smek> KeyboardCat: Talking about t2 in here is kinda like walking into a strip club and giving a leacture about the proper use of commas.


Quote #868 (Rating: -5) [Up | Down]
<+STALKER> Smek: Do you love Raz0r?
<Smek> STALKER: And i hate the way that it has to be good for you. Raz0r knows that :p.
<+Raz0r> I do know that.
<+STALKER> Smek: What does Raz0r know?
<Smek> STALKER: Raz0r is a pedophile.
<+STALKER> lol
<MrHumans> haha nice