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Quote #818 (Rating: 0) [Up | Down]
<@Sheep> I like to sit at my desk, slapping the sides of my chest with my elbows shouting "I'm a fatty fuck, fatty fuck, fatty fuck, oh yes!"
<@Sheep> Sorry, I just had to tell someone.
Quote #816 (Rating: 16) [Up | Down]
<Sheep> Hey, Cat
<Sheep> I just came up with a joke!
<Cat> :o
<Sheep> Firefox.
Quote #813 (Rating: 8) [Up | Down]
<+Nittany_Tiger> Shizuka's walls are now blue, green, and red.
<@Sheep> That's not what she meant by "Use light colours".
Quote #812 (Rating: 5) [Up | Down]
<stejskal32> shlonky is intimidated because his penis is smaller than my clit
Quote #811 (Rating: 14) [Up | Down]
<+Serio> And Smek is making very little sense. Again.
<Smek> Serio, So that equals things out.
Quote #810 (Rating: 5) [Up | Down]
* Nittany_Tiger loads Raz0r
* Nittany_Tiger Quit (Ping timeout)
* darkclone takes a note not to load Raz0r
Quote #808 (Rating: 5) [Up | Down]
<Necrosis> lets play this game
<Necrosis> We make a story
<Necrosis> first someone starts with 3 words
<~Raz0r> Ok
<~Raz0r> I'll start
<Necrosis> k
* Necrosis was kicked by Raz0r (Good bye n00b)
<~Raz0r> (amidoinitrite?)
Quote #807 (Rating: -2) [Up | Down]
<@Cat> KeyboardCat, don't worry, I'm gonna turn you on even if it takes the whole night
<@Cat> oh
<@Cat> Don't read that twice
Quote #806 (Rating: 4) [Up | Down]
<@Sheep> Smek: fuckme
<Smek> Sheep: I think that pretty much universally applicable.
Quote #803 (Rating: 12) [Up | Down]
* Graemedalf plays Twitcher. :3
|<-- Graemedalf has left irc.arloria.net (Input/output error)
<Seriom> Twitcher?
<Serio> What kind of sick game is Twitcher?
<Tom> Sounds like practice for when you've murdered someone
<Tom> Or at least
<Tom> You think so
<Tom> But you notice that they keep twitching
<Tom> Is it just residual energy in the nervous system?
<Serio> Like a headless chicken
<Tom> Or are they alive?
<Tom> You're not sure
<Tom> So you bang their head in the oven door again.
<Serio> Are you talking from experience, Tom?
<Tom> My lawyer says not to answer that.
<Tom> My lawyer says that I shouldn't mention that I have a lawyer. It invites questions.
<Tom> He says, "Stop typing everything I say, we're struggling with this murder case enough as it is."
<Serio> I know your lawyer
<Tom> Do you?
<Serio> Yes
<Tom> Is he any good?
<Serio> Sure. He's a great friend of the funeral director
<Tom> Makes a lot of sense.
<Serio> He can defend a person to the grave
<Tom> That is a poor joke.
Serio> :(
* Serio pulls a Didz on Tom
Quote #802 (Rating: 19) [Up | Down]
<Shizuka> Smek: why is KeyboardCat still here?
<Smek> Shizuka: Because [18:19:19] *** chanserv gives channel dick status to keyboardcat.
Quote #801 (Rating: 4) [Up | Down]
<Smek> Serio: I think i'm supposed to be sentient. I didn't try the alternatives, i beat it sometime in 2008, has he?
Quote #798 (Rating: 16) [Up | Down]
* +Nittany_Tiger sprays Sheep with Weed B Gon.
<@Sheep> Meeeeelting
* Sheep is now known as Shee
* Shee is now known as She
* She is now known as S
Sheep (_@network-admin.arloria.net) Quit (Quit: -)
Quote #794 (Rating: 5) [Up | Down]
[+Shizuka] Smek: signal to noise ratio?
[ Smek] Shizuka: Signal to noise ratio.
[+Shizuka] understood
* Shizuka kills Signal360
* Corrosion *discretely* disposes of the body with 5lbs of C4
[+Shizuka] why are you disposing of 5 lbs of C4? we could use that!
[+Shizuka] Smek: C4
[ Smek] Shizuka: Are you disposing of 5 lbs of c4? We could continue our current game, and africa.
[+Shizuka] see?
Quote #792 (Rating: 7) [Up | Down]
<hitomi> String_2010: this channel is not tribes-related, if it's highlighted in tribes, it's because of a bug. feel free to stay here, but please ask tribes-related questions in #tribes . we do not play tribes, talking about it here may result in immediate ban. have a nice day :)
<String_2010> how do you add a buddy?
* Nittany_Tiger pets String_2010
*** String_2010 (String_201@ircuser-48C0F8B.range86-148.btcentralplus.com) has left #welcome
<book> hold alt-f4 for buddy options
<book> oh darn
<Nittany_Tiger> He was way ahead of you.
Quote #791 (Rating: 3) [Up | Down]
<@keen> you have to access her raw data and do a bitwise AND on her flags, if it matches FLAG_RED, you're in trouble
<&teratos> omg keen
<antareus> dirty pointer arithmetic joke, nice
<@om> omg, keen...do not speak of raw data in front of a man who is romantically torn.
Quote #789 (Rating: 20) [Up | Down]
@<Cat> Well if its to any comfort I got a nice clock from unic0rn
@<Cat> cock*
Quote #788 (Rating: 4) [Up | Down]
[+Shizuka] smek is secretly a tribes fanboy
[ Smek] Shizuka: Is secretly a tribes user.
[+Raz0r] Hah
[+Shizuka] >:O
[+Shizuka] blasphemy!
Quote #787 (Rating: 7) [Up | Down]
<+Raz0r> 1.2gb is a reasonable size for a game.
<Signal360> but hey, WoW is 17GB.
<+Raz0r> But hey, WoW sucks.
<Signal360> exactly.
<@Mikouen> Are we still calling that a game?
Quote #784 (Rating: 14) [Up | Down]
<reborn> Like on of those 'I promise to tidy my room' coupons you get for yer mother on mothers day
<reborn> When yer seven years old
<Shizuka> you did that when you were seven?
<Sheep> You did that at all?
<Tom> He also touched dogs' willies when he was 7
<Sheep> Who didn't though?
<reborn> Better than the reverse, Tom
<Sheep> What's the reverse? Seven willies touching your dog?
<reborn> Freakin love Dustan Hoffman
<Tom> Funny name for a dog, Reborn
* reborn suicides