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Quote #284 (Rating: -16) [Up | Down]
(+Flame) SciRuoWa is a guy
(+SciRuoWa) i'm not a guy, lol
(@Sheepeep) Flame: What other reason do I have to love her?
(+Flame) 1) No females exist on the internet
(+SciRuoWa) why do you think i'm a guy?
(@Sheepeep) You think it's just a coincidence?
(+SciRuoWa) ...
(+Flame) 2) Sheepeep would never date a female
(+SciRuoWa) females def exist on the internet
(+SciRuoWa) 2. meh
Quote #511 (Rating: -10) [Up | Down]
<nil> maybe you shouldn't have unsoldered those connections earlier
<nil> </sarcasm>
<DudeBot> </responce>
<yt2005> </spelling errors>
<Shizuka> </comment>
<DudeBot> </html>
<yt2005> <!-- ha ha, booger -->
<nil> </DudeBot>
Quote #37 (Rating: -9) [Up | Down]
<Sheepeep> Secondly, the "learning mode" is asking me to play a rock thing to the tune of Twinkle Twinke Little Star
<Sheepeep> I'm not sure my mind is ready for that.
Quote #271 (Rating: -8) [Up | Down]
<@applet> spyglass4000
<@applet> now thats an intresting nick
<@applet> in swedish it literally means "puke ice-cream"
Quote #823 (Rating: -4) [Up | Down]
* aLiSSaa has joined #welcome
<aLiSSaa> Hey channel :)
<_`-`> I refuse to acknowledge aLiSSaa until there is proof of gender
* aLiSSaa has quit IRC (Input/output error)
<_`-`> input/output huh..
<_`-`> Proof of gender enough for me.
<_`-`> You can come back now, aLiSSa
Quote #845 (Rating: -4) [Up | Down]
<Foxer> Sheep, I can has?
<Sheep> You can has.
<Foxer> <3
<Sheep> And then we can sleep together
<Foxer> You wish
Quote #137 (Rating: -4) [Up | Down]
<Cort> Just because there's nothing left doesn't mean time doesn't go on ticking without us.
<Bursh> @Cort: Well there'd certainly be no next week for us
<Cort> Bursh: is that a threat?
<Cort> That we don't know means it must be, or why would we know to wonder about it?
<Bursh> If you're threatened by that, then, if you have pets, they could probably bully you in to paedophilia
<reborn> Well put Bursh
<reborn> I'm going to call the vet
Quote #819 (Rating: -3) [Up | Down]
<reborn> 'The only time that there is a change in the list is if a storm is so deadly or costly that the future use of its name on a different storm would be inappropriate for reasons of sensitivity. If that occurs, then at an annual meeting by the WMO committee (called primarily to discuss many other issues) the offending name is stricken from the list and another name is selected to replace it.'
<Nittany_Tiger> I vote to insert Katrina back into the list.
<reborn> But they just explained it
<reborn> You can't go saying 'hurricane katrina will hit the us in 2012'
<reborn> People will panic and think it's coming back like a comet
<reborn> Americans you know, they'll always find some new way to surprise you
Quote #807 (Rating: -2) [Up | Down]
<@Cat> KeyboardCat, don't worry, I'm gonna turn you on even if it takes the whole night
<@Cat> oh
<@Cat> Don't read that twice
Quote #148 (Rating: -1) [Up | Down]
<book> minimalist will work
<book> balloons and text
<reborn> And maybe a little dinosaur
<book> why a dinosaur?
<reborn> Why not?
Quote #157 (Rating: -1) [Up | Down]
*** Flame is now known as Dildo.
* Dildo is in Sheepeep's ass
*** Dildo is now known as Flame.
homergonerson: truer words have never been typed
PatioFurniture: olol
Quote #452 (Rating: -1) [Up | Down]
<Mikouen> I'd be worried about it murdering my bandwidth, but I don't actually use any.
* Mikouen has quit (Ping timeout)
Quote #734 (Rating: -1) [Up | Down]
<Serio> Razish: Sorry, but Sheep needed an asshole and I parted
Quote #818 (Rating: 0) [Up | Down]
<@Sheep> I like to sit at my desk, slapping the sides of my chest with my elbows shouting "I'm a fatty fuck, fatty fuck, fatty fuck, oh yes!"
<@Sheep> Sorry, I just had to tell someone.
Quote #825 (Rating: 0) [Up | Down]
<@Sheep> If you Americans used proper plugs, electrocution wouldn't be an issue
<@Sheep> You have to try really hard to electrocute yourself from a British plug
<+Nittany_Tiger> But I know you can do it Sheep.
<@Sheep> I've done it before, but I had to rewire the socket
<+Nittany_Tiger> You win.
<@Sheep> It was pretty awesome
<@Sheep> Woke up 30 seconds earlier with a burned hand, on the other side of the room
<@Sheep> Er, 30 seconds later
<@Sheep> Yes, I electrocuted myself so effectively that I went backwards through time.
<@Sheep> Only to get hit by my body being re-electrocuted 30 seconds later.
<+Shizuka> electrical outlets are known to break physics laws
Quote #87 (Rating: 0) [Up | Down]
<+sankitty> like errr ninjas
<+sankitty> and wizards
<+Mikouen> Did I mention that squad-based tactical games of most ninjas rock.
<+Mikouen> ninjas?
<+Mikouen> What the...?
<+Mikouen> Dammit. Stop brainwashing me!
Quote #608 (Rating: 0) [Up | Down]
<Signal360_> im an idiot
<Signal360_> i set a passcode for an ipod, and i forgot it the next day
Quote #664 (Rating: 0) [Up | Down]
<Serio> I'm just going to imagine that urinal is some sort of code slang
Quote #687 (Rating: 0) [Up | Down]
<Sheep> This channel is missing something that only the older regulars will understand.
<Mikouen> Intellect?
<Mikouen> Wit?
<Mikouen> Candor?
Quote #450 (Rating: 0) [Up | Down]
<+Crumbs> myspace
<+Crumbs> ooops
<+Crumbs> this is not firefox.