Latest quotes in the ArloriaNET database
Quote #910 (Rating: -14) [Up | Down]
<applet> swimming isnt walking
<Sheep> It isn't?
<Sheep> Shit.
<Sheep> Well there goes my thesis
Quote #890 (Rating: -13) [Up | Down]
<Sheep> If I went to New York, it'd be a lot cheaper than Lulolwen
<Sheep> *Los Angeles
<Sheep> Don't ask
Quote #747 (Rating: -13) [Up | Down]
<Didz> Emmerdale Online would be good
<Didz> It sounds like a MMORPG to non-watchers
<@Mikouen> Someone gline him.
Quote #818 (Rating: -11) [Up | Down]
<@Sheep> I like to sit at my desk, slapping the sides of my chest with my elbows shouting "I'm a fatty fuck, fatty fuck, fatty fuck, oh yes!"
<@Sheep> Sorry, I just had to tell someone.
Quote #458 (Rating: -10) [Up | Down]
<TST> just dump the data to pastebin
<TST> and give me the link
<TST> I can quickly find anything
<Hamster> Can you find my shoes?
Quote #350 (Rating: -9) [Up | Down]
<Sindacious> I've seen people brag about C#
<@Sheep> They're all idiots.
<@Sheep> No, seriously.
<Sindacious> k
<Sindacious> I'll remove C# from my vocabulary, then
Quote #807 (Rating: -8) [Up | Down]
<@Cat> KeyboardCat, don't worry, I'm gonna turn you on even if it takes the whole night
<@Cat> oh
<@Cat> Don't read that twice
Quote #62 (Rating: -8) [Up | Down]
<@Sheepeep> Well right now it's potential mate in 2.
<@Sheepeep> Let's see where this leads
<@Sheepeep> Or we could just watch the timer go down
<@Sheepeep> Yarcanox: Are you going to make a move or sit there?
-!- Yarcanox [Yarcanox@p57B0D36E.dip.t-dialin.net] has quit [Ping timeout]
<@Sheepeep> I see.
Quote #691 (Rating: -8) [Up | Down]
(Star Trek Online, in regard to bridge officers...)
<Sheep> Now I need to choose one to get rid of. Why do they make me so hard?
Quote #244 (Rating: -8) [Up | Down]
<Sheepeep> http://www.arloria.net/pm.mp3 is my favourite example that everyone here has already heard a thousand times
<Lulolwen> Sheep: You should play God Knows.
<Lulolwen> And share it.
<ge7243> :D I shall listen.
<Sheepeep> Replace "God Knows" with "My girlfriend" and we probably have a deal pending pictures.
Quote #255 (Rating: -8) [Up | Down]
<Sheepeep> Heh. You work somewhere tech-related, or are you slacking off? =P
<phpMASTER> I'm 'the IT guy'
<Sheepeep> A bit of both, then
<phpMASTER> but I call myself 'IT Administrator' since my subordinate got fired and I'm the only one here now
<sloik> Heh
<phpMASTER> I'm actually trying to write a reporting script for a new CRM I've installed
<phpMASTER> and learning oophp while I'm at it
<Sheepeep> Just remember - If someone catches you, you're redirecting the networking subroutines to allow for higher serial multiplexed bandwidth capacity to the internal mainframe gibson
Quote #823 (Rating: -7) [Up | Down]
* aLiSSaa has joined #welcome
<aLiSSaa> Hey channel :)
<_`-`> I refuse to acknowledge aLiSSaa until there is proof of gender
* aLiSSaa has quit IRC (Input/output error)
<_`-`> input/output huh..
<_`-`> Proof of gender enough for me.
<_`-`> You can come back now, aLiSSa
Quote #847 (Rating: -7) [Up | Down]
<reborn> Don't you just love categorising compartmentalising people, book?
<reborn> there is an and in there
<reborn> somewhere
<Nittany_Tiger> You forgot to file it between "categorizing" and "compartmentalizing "
Quote #896 (Rating: -7) [Up | Down]
<ge7243> Smek: be an ass
<Smek> ge7243: The power of my ass! You think you're better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass for the whole sale, so.
Quote #787 (Rating: -5) [Up | Down]
<+Raz0r> 1.2gb is a reasonable size for a game.
<Signal360> but hey, WoW is 17GB.
<+Raz0r> But hey, WoW sucks.
<Signal360> exactly.
<@Mikouen> Are we still calling that a game?
Quote #868 (Rating: -5) [Up | Down]
<+STALKER> Smek: Do you love Raz0r?
<Smek> STALKER: And i hate the way that it has to be good for you. Raz0r knows that :p.
<+Raz0r> I do know that.
<+STALKER> Smek: What does Raz0r know?
<Smek> STALKER: Raz0r is a pedophile.
<+STALKER> lol
<MrHumans> haha nice
Quote #131 (Rating: -5) [Up | Down]
Cat> http://www.snakeporno.com/~rook/rookroll.wmv
<Cat> Spread the werd
<ALTernative> id rather not get caught with that in my history
<ALTernative> its hard enough to explain whats already there
Quote #835 (Rating: -4) [Up | Down]
<Sheep> Smek: You don't make friends with salad
<Smek> Sheep: I can't be friends with salad.
Quote #664 (Rating: -4) [Up | Down]
<Serio> I'm just going to imagine that urinal is some sort of code slang
Quote #159 (Rating: -4) [Up | Down]
<Lulolwen> DIED
<Lulolwen> Contaminated water.
<TheDoctor> why were you drinking water?
<Lulolwen> Fountain.
<TheDoctor> I sit on fountains.
<Lulolwen> Why?
<TheDoctor> to get my rump wet