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* Graemedalf plays Twitcher. :3
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<Seriom> Twitcher?
<Serio> What kind of sick game is Twitcher?
<Tom> Sounds like practice for when you've murdered someone
<Tom> Or at least
<Tom> You think so
<Tom> But you notice that they keep twitching
<Tom> Is it just residual energy in the nervous system?
<Serio> Like a headless chicken
<Tom> Or are they alive?
<Tom> You're not sure
<Tom> So you bang their head in the oven door again.
<Serio> Are you talking from experience, Tom?
<Tom> My lawyer says not to answer that.
<Tom> My lawyer says that I shouldn't mention that I have a lawyer. It invites questions.
<Tom> He says, "Stop typing everything I say, we're struggling with this murder case enough as it is."
<Serio> I know your lawyer
<Tom> Do you?
<Serio> Yes
<Tom> Is he any good?
<Serio> Sure. He's a great friend of the funeral director
<Tom> Makes a lot of sense.
<Serio> He can defend a person to the grave
<Tom> That is a poor joke.
Serio> :(
* Serio pulls a Didz on Tom